The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36049   Message #496188
Posted By: Joe Offer
01-Jul-01 - 09:00 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Lonzo & Oscar Pig Song
Subject: Lyr Add: B.A.C.O.N. AND E.G.G.S (Braddock/Putman)
Just so it's here and searchable, let my copy what's on Susanne's site. thanks, Susanne.
-Joe Offer-

B.A.C.O.N. and E.G.G.s

(Braddock / Putman)

    We're having B.A.C.O.N. and E.G.G.s for breakfast today
    And that's her U.N.C.L.E. sitting on the breakfast tray
    We're careful not to use L.A.R.D. in our recipes
    We can't stop having B.A.C.O.N. and E.G.G.s

    Our brute Sal is four years old, a cheerful little hog
    She's our little farmhouse pet and smarter than any dog
    She's so smart we have to spell the words we don't want her to guess
    Like H.A.M. and S.P.A.R.E. R.I.B.S.

    See her smile - romance has found her, yesterday she fell
    Plumb in love with a F.O.O.T.B.A.double L.
    But look, she's squeezing it so hard the air's all coming out
    And I can't bear to see them teardrops dripping down her snout

    (as sung by Iain MacKintosh)