In a slick sweep to the side: I love the headline I once saw on a National Enquirer/Globe/World type of tabloid. (I would't put money in the pockets of those rags but I get a tremendous kick out of some of their covers.)

The headline proclaimed: "Life After Death! GUARANTEED!"

My thought was that if there is life after death, there is no need to collect. If there is not life after death, just who is going to come back to collect? S/He is DEAD... The guarantee sounds pretty un-assailable to me.

:) Ebbie