The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36097   Message #496632
Posted By: SINSULL
02-Jul-01 - 12:00 PM
Thread Name: Need Good Thoughts Dog Lost on Mtn.
Subject: RE: Need Good Thoughts Dog Lost on Mtn.
No, but the cat across the street did. Picture this - a very fastidious little man arrives to look at the apartment. Right behind him is an hysterical April yelling "Come quick! She's having her babies!". He looks perplexed. I try to calm her down with "Is she OK?" "Is she having problems?" All I get is an agitated "She's screaming. It hurts." Then "It does hurt to have babies. Are they coming out or are they stuck?" By now little man is very uncomfortable. "They're coming out all over!" "Good. Calm down. Go back and sit with her. She'll know what to do. You have to stay with her and keep her calm". "OK". And she runs out and almost gets hit by a car. To little man: "This is the living room. It has a wood burning fireplace." At which point a very pregnant Alice shows up ...poor man looked sick. But he did make a fairly decent offer on the apartment. Alice is still very pregnant. As is Margarita at my nephew's place. She showed her dislike of his nesting boxes by overturning the garbage can and filling them with garbage. He has a brand new bed. Just delivered last Sunday. I suggested rubber sheets and a sense of humor. He too didn't know that it hurts to have kittens. SIGH.