The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36022   Message #496774
Posted By: JeZeBeL
02-Jul-01 - 02:52 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Tavern: Welcome Home Party
Subject: RE: MUDCAT TAVERN: WELCOME HOME PARTY
JeZeBeL...still in her little corner...looks up and realises that she has been out cold for quite some time? Well, 2 days by the looks of things!! Hmmmm....think I'll have a wash in the ladies room.....

She walks in only to discover Ian the Blue laying by the toilet bowl....he must've mistaken the ladies for the gents again....or just fancied chasin after them american girls....

Well, what am I supposed to do about this????? She thinks for a while and decides the best bet is this....

She grabs ITB by the scruff of his neck with a HUUUUGE grin on her face, make that a HUUUUGE EVIL grin, grabs him then by his feet and dangles him upside down in the toilet bowl...this should wake him up.....and u know what it did....she threw him out of the toilet and shouted to mlle pullu to get him another drink, while Geoff the Duck sat him back on a stool....

Hmmm, time for a wash now thought Jez........

............10 mins later she walks out looking like new, it's amazing what you can find in a magical bag!!

"Mlle, do you have any CHATREUSE?"

"You do!! That's fantastic...I'll take a bottle"

Jez starts to feed Ian the Blue the sweet green liquid and then people start to see this strange green glow in ITB's eyes...

"What's going on?" She can hear from across the room.

"Watch and see" she replies with one of her famous evil grins on her face.

ITB suddenly sprung to life, he grabbed his guitar and started playing like no one had seen him do before..

"Well, I mite aswell have one last tune before I go to Ethno" He grins with the green twinkle still in his eyes!!

Everyone smiles happily and joins in with a cracking rendition of HOMMAGE A EDMOND PARIZEAU.......

Jez smiles to herself....

"my work here is done for the moment...." she says as she takes a big gulp of that delicious green liquid...

.......and says "I will return in a few days"...and sweeps out in a long black lace dress with that now familiar green glow in her eyes too.........