ewwwwwww! leeches and showtunes in my head...yuk! annie get your gun!!

There's no people like leech people
Slinging raw meat in a pond
Fisherpeople wait with breath that's baited
While the little suckers wriggle on
Their little appetites cannot be saited
So grab a hook, and slip 'em on

There's no business like leech business
Like no business we know
There's nothing in it really that's appealing
Everything about it without charm
Nowhere can you get that special feeling
Like when they're meal-ing upon your arm

~grossedoutgirl