A leech farmers lot!
Tune ( a Policeman's lot Gilbert and Sullivan)

When a fishermans intent on going fishing
Or indulging in his piscatorial plans
His capacity for catching mighty big ones
Is just as great as any other mans
His feelings he must grip and give no shudder
When the baiting up of hooks is to be done
Ah take one consideration with another
Ah leeches lot is not an happy one
Ahhh.. when your piscatorial duties to be done to be done
A leechs lot is not a happy one

When the enterprising De Vore's making money
With the big ones costing 16 bucks a pound
He loves to hear the cash till bell a ringing
As his cash crop simply churns the water round
And Superior Wisconsin is the hallmark
Thats securing his retirement in the sun
Tho' hes working 20 hours a day its worth it
For they pay out big to catch that great big One
Ahhh when you're piscatorial duties to be done to be done
A leech farmers lots a very happy one