LOL!!! Well, lass, alternate realities are a favorite amateur study of mine, y'see. Right thought, right action, annd the Middle Way will get you through more horse manure than almost any other philosophy out there!!! Only thing I would add to your Profound T-Shirt is "If you Deny it Hard Enough, You Won't Smell the Shit" and "Shit is Still Shit Even When You Ignore It". So here's the question: If a bear steps in shit in the woods and he can't smell -- does it still stink? My vote is "most likely it does".

I really like your attitude, duck!

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