Grrr... argghhh must... fight... straight line...

*gasp* I give up!

(start real message)

That's because I'M selling the Mystical Mudcat Magnets of iMmortality! Yes! mail $500 to www.makemerich.com and I'll send you a full set of our invisible, weightless magnets AS SOON AS WE CAN!!!

Egads, I need to stop staying up late.

M