Is there a band called Beethoven, or are they condemning Ludwig himself? Maybe he is evil. After all, in Fantasia, the Disney people were inspired to nudity in their version of the 6th Symphony. All those cupids with bare butts could cause people to lust after children. (I'm being sarcastic). And Michael Landon? I could blame my diabetes on his shows, they're so sweet. But then, diabetes and diablo start with the same 3 letters. Hey, loot at me, I can think like an idiot!