The drummer in a moderately successful rock band is feeling fed up. He's making as much money as the rest of the guys but nobody notices him behind all those cymbals and things. So he's getting no groupie action.

Determined to change this, he marches into a shop. 'Gimme a red vintage Strat, the biggest Marshall stack you've got and a couple of dozen of those effects things,' he demands.

'What do you want all that for, you're a drummer aren't you?' says the shopkeeper.

'How did you know that?' says the drummer.

'This is a greengrocers!' says the shopkeeper.