Well dam! Eye'm insultified! Eye dew efter awl play in a groop called the Euphoria Stringband. An we tri our derndest two live up too that moniker, playin' fiddles aka the Devil's Box, an' banjers an' sech. Why, we've even bin known two drink beer. Eye think that kwalerfies us'ns az bein' purty bad, insitin' awl them phoakes to dancin' an' awl. An' we wuzn't includicated in there list. Eye'll niver bee able ter hold up my hed in disreputible publick agin.
Chester