OK, here's one:

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. Therefore: he came to be known as a "Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."

cheer up!!! that's an order!! (do I sound like your boss?)

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