I just spent this glorious 4th of July directing traffic for fourteen hours while the rest of you were having fun. I'm going to bed soon, and in the morning, I hope to be entertained by some responses to this thread. You folks haven't let me down before. You can sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame to the tune of Amazing Grace. (It doesn't work too well in reverse). You can also sing How Much is That Doggie in the Window to the tune of House of the Rising Sun - the melody that the Animals used. Does anyone have any others?