Yipes! I'd better submit while the submittin's good!

I CALL TO LEECHES
(Tune: "I Fall to Pieces" as performed by Patsy Cline)

I call to leeches
Each time I feed them again.
I call to leeches;
How can I be their ranch-hand?

They want to attack with their bleedin' kiss.
They want my white plate-let
Given with no regret.
And I've tried skin to hide;
I won't give in yet.
I walk by
And I call to leeches.

I call to leeches
Each time some angler wants same.
I call to leeches;
Time only adds to their fame.

The fishermen find it's the leech they love
'Cause fishes love them too
The way I used to do.
But each time I'd go eat them,
Some cash I blew.
You all buy
And I'll call to leeches.
You all buy
And I'll call to leeches.