Pretty cool Sharon "All Suck Up" would be cool but I imagine it as a song about a bunch of potbellied men getting their picture taken. The older Elvis in one of his "support" jumpsuits being the perfect

Bless my soul whats a wrong with me?
My belly is a hanging out over my jeans.
We may be chubby, We don't want em to see
so we All suck up, o ho ho, ho, ho yeah yeah

What's worse I've got this old Supertramp melody running through my brain.

They're draining again, Oh! No! they're draining again
the leeches are draining again.......