Peanut butter and duck sauce sandwiches. (duck sauce is a lousy name, why don't they call it what it is, peach and apricot chutney). Saltines with a thin spreading of mustard -(stone ground or dijon, not neon yellow) and topped with peanut butter. All you folks who mentioned scrapple are my friends, even though we've never met. Pork Roll, which you can only get in the New Jersey area, it's related to salami, but better. Spam. yes, spam, and I don't care who knows. Take a spam brick, lay it down flat and slice it, but not all the way through, so you can open it like a fan. Put slices of Velveeta in between the spam slices. Bake it. This meal is proof of a deity. (From the White Trash Cook Book. No kitchen is complete without a copy). Head cheese, however, "is the work of Satan and an abomination unto the Lord," (Rangersteve's Big Book O' Bible Quotes).