"......raw turnip soaked in oil..."

Geeziz.....what kind of oil? Motor oil? I mean like whu not? How much worse could you already make a friggin' turnip? What a disastrous vegetable!!!

One of the most disgusting and disappointing experiences of my life is digging into a big pile of white, whipped stuff which I assumed to be potatoes and was actually turnips. My grandmother did this to me several times in my childhood. She was a cruel woman.

Spaw