Well, after exhaustive research I have some good news that can retire this perplexity and conundrum among us.

It has been definitively concluded by some very leading-edge researchers in an esteemed research university that in 98.32 per cent (a high enough figure to be statistically meaningful even on the most difficult issues) that once you compensate for purely semiotic obfuscation and a small outlying number of sexual conversions, the underlying pattern is unmistakeable:

New women are new WOMEN!!!! And men are MEN!!!

Tadaaaaaaaaaa!!

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