John In Remote Kansas (JIRK) on LIK's cookie

All of us flatlanders in Kansas have been well aware of the value of a good leach for baitin' fish, but THEY BITE!
Out here, the knowledgeable baitfishers know that a good old night crawler will outdo even a leech, if ya know how to fish them. Since nightcrawlers will burrow into the muddy bottoms of our slow old streams, us good ol' boys carrys us a hypodermic syringe (pronounced sighrenj) in our tackle box, so's we can pop a little air into the night crawlers tail. Makes his tail float, so's he sticks up out of the mud jest like a leech. That way, you ketch the same fish, but you lose a lot less blood since you avoid handlin' them messy leeches.

Give me a good old night crawler with a bubble in his B*tt!

Does this suggest a philosophical conflict of principles that needs a story song?

John :-0