Amos, Careful whom you're deprecating there, fellow! I've been celebrating National Poison Prevention Week for some 14 years. Since 1987, in fact. I mean, really, you got any better official holidays to celebrate on March 18th? Well, there's Aruba Flag Day and certainly Aruba is a vital center in the hemisphere and, far as I know, the first country in the hemisphere to legalize prostitution - no small thing, that. But I prefer to celebrate a good old true-blue USian National Day, myself.

Please reiterate for me - I'm not quite sure just which the "bold and dignified" part of this thread was.