Since this Challenge! is becoming way too weird, what with bubbles in worms' butts and whatnot -- The Keeper of the Book is calling a screeching halt to this one ;-) Cudos, congrats and many, many thanks to all you darlin' Challenge!rs for 'letting it all out' in your songs about our little bloated slimey friends . . . Here are your awards:

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song):
A Leech Farmers Lot! by Micca
Away With A Stranger by SharonA
No People Like Leech People by JenEllen, MMario and Áine
Yonder Comes a Sucker by Bradypus

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears):
Last Six Leeches by SharonA
The Leeches 'Tomorrow' by kat/katlaughing
More Consumer Commentary by RobDale
Six Bucks and Ten (A Pound) by Mmario
Sixteen Bucks by derrymacash

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song):
The Castration of the Raspberry Leech by Amos
LEECH HIDE! by Trapper
Re-Leech Me by Eigenbass Humptydump (aka RobDale)

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen):
I Get a Fish Out of You (Any Bait Goes) by JenEllen

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration (The Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration is awarded for the best cow chip chunking Country version of a song in a Challenge!):
I Call to Leeches by SharonA
Wisconsin Gold by RobDale

Well done, you all!! I've got a good one coming up from Kim C . . . just in time for the weekend ;-)

-- Áine