I once saw a very funny greeting card. There was Mama bear with an apron on, standing at the door of her den door. She had a stern looking face about her as she greeted her poor little cub who had just arrived. The caption on the card read 'Where were you!!!!!"
You see a picture of the poor little cub with a radio collar around its neck, his pupils dilated in a stunned glazed haze, an identification tag on his ear and a brand marking on his rear.

Kind of says it all doesn't it?

Little Neo