Hand me down that bag o' beans
Tune: Hand Me Down that Can O' Beans

Hand me down that bag o' beans (3x)
I'm throwin' it away
Out the winder go the beans (3x)
They smell like shit, I say

Harry, you dumb canary,
Cats eat the cherry
And then they poop the beans out
Very extraordinary,
It costs three hundred bucks a pound!

Hand me down that bag o' beans (3x)
I'll feed 'em to the cat
In the kitty go the beans (3x)
Then wait until it's shat

Harry, our kitty's derri-
erre isn't very
much like a civet's pooper
Harry, I'm very wary
Of this strange gift your mother sent

Mary, it's kinda scary
If dysentery
Should strike them foreign civets
Mary, your darling Harry
Would just prefer a cup of tea....

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