In the middle of the field a Hampden, the captain said McGraw, ye'd better tak this penalty or we'll nivver win ata'. He took forty paces backward and shot of frae the mark, the ba' went soarin' ower the stand and landed in New York.

His wife says she'll divorce him she'll mak him look a sicht, if he disnae keep frae fitba kicking in the bed at nicht. Fur he cries her Charlie Tully and ither names sae braw, last nicht he kicked her oot the bed and shouted it's a goal.

By the way Big Jock drove round Lake Ontario and visited Toronto and Niagara, did the full tourist bit the falls the CN tower etc. great plac gobsmacking tower.

Cheers Jock