Dave Carter wrote a song called "Texas Underground" about hell in Texas. It is very funny; this is just one part:

Down came a shipment of used car salesmen smilin' like rattlesnakes Every politician in the whole damn country claimin' there was some mistake Lawyers and thieves and state police Gentlemen of the press Cons and flunkies, slackers, junkies Agents of the IRS

Welcome to Texas Underground We got a barbeque all year round...

This song is on his Snake Handlin' Man cd; don't know if it's available anymore. He still does the song in concert, though.