Those Orange lunatics Brits? Puhleese!
I'm a bloody Brit, and I wouldn't want to share an island with them. Why the feck we can't send 'em off to the Falklands to nag the life out of the Argentines iks beyond me...
And, while we're on the subject of decommissioning, wasn't that picture in the papers the other day of all the decommissioned UVF/UDA weapons and bombs a joy to behold?
You mean you didn't see it?!
Ah well, it just goes to show that I really must stop smoking the hash my father scored.