They should wear kilts or change the spelling to sell-ticks (sell tickets?)

Now that that's settled . . .

Lets change the name of that DC foolball squad to
"The Redskin Peanuts" so as to end the disrespect
directed toward "Earlier-Than-Most Americans".

Now imagine a peanut, flattened by a defensiveback,
lying flat on the field in the "PlantersDome", while
the crowd yells "CRUNCH" and pops in another mouthful
of their team's namesake.

Now that's marketing with a purpose.

A perfect fit for the American Sports-Business.

But . . .

Basketballers in kilts? Yes, Basketballers in kilts!

AirJordan on TV shot from the wasteup (ala Presley).

Or, the courtside camera catching celebs peeking. . .

Okay, okay. I'll quit now.