Nice response Liz. While I would generally agree that postings like the original ought to be ignored, it is good to see how Liz's friends have rallied to her support.Anyway here's a limerick for her:

If you think that my arse is too big,
Let me tell you I don't give a fig.
You are wholly irrelevant;
So spoke the elephant,
As she stepped on the ant in a jig.