The head of Salford councils Arts and leisure department used to be called Royston Footer. Is Royston Vasey related to him? If so I don't know where he went so Mudcat may or may not be near him...

BTW Mark Gatiss describes Royston vasey as 'It sounds like an ordinary town but with something wrong'. So I guess Mudcat would be pretty close;-)

Cheers

DtG
(Never having seen the L of G but having availed myself of the wonderful intricacies of the information bridleway!)