Actually Hull is a lot like a big Royston Vasey or a very small Hell. We're only a vowel away!

I imagine that the small town of Mudcat as a very friendly little town; lovely climate; beautiful gardens; a very efficient library; lots of homes with well-loved pets; wonderful smells of cooking wafting from kitchens; nicely laid-out public parks with old-timers sitting on benches passing the time of day; welcoming hostelries with no electricity; a harbour with many small interesting boats.

Every so often some cheeky kids ride over from a neighbouring town, shouting out rude words. But we just ignore them.