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Thread #36515 Message #504413
Posted By: SINSULL
11-Jul-01 - 04:58 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Parody of Tarpaulin Jacket
Subject: Parody of Tarpaulin Jacket
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The General inspecting the trenches
exclaimed with a horrified shout,
"I refuse to command a Division
Which leaves its excreta about."
And certain responsible critics
Made haste to reply to his words
Observing that his Staff advisers
Consisted entirely of turds.
But nobody took any notice
No one was prepared to refute,
That the presence of shit was congenial
Compared with the presence of Shute.
For shit may be shot at odd corners
And paper supplied there to suit,
But a shit would be shot without mourners
If somebody shot that shit Shute.