Talking about cloning - here's one I wrote earlier (at the time Dolly the sheep got into the headlines):
They'll clone you cos they like the way you run,
and they'll clone you so they'll have another one.
And they'll clone you cost you've got a high IQ.
And they'll clone you, they're just trying something new.
....But I would not feel so all alone -
....everybody must get cloned.
And they'll clone you cos you are the Greast Dictator,
and they'll clone you so they have another one for later,
and they'll clone you cos you're big and getting bigger,
and they'll clone you, cos your Arnold Schwarzegger.
...But I would not feel so all alone -
....everybody must get cloned.
And they'll clone you cos you are as rich as Croesus,
and they'll clone you, so that they can write a thesis.
And they'll clone you cos you've finally made the grade,
and they'll clone you, so they have you tailor-made.
..But I would not feel so all alone -
....everybody must get cloned.
And they'll clone you cos you've got such funny eyes.
And they'll clone you so they get the Nobel Prize.
And they'll clone you for a weapopn or a slave,
and they'll clone you as they drag you from the grave.
.But I would not feel so all alone -
....everybody must get cloned.
And they'll clone you cos they like your woolly hair,
and they'll clone you so that they can make a pair.
And they'll clone you cos they've heard of Jesus Christ,
and they think they'll make a million when you rise.
.But I would not feel so all alone -
....everybody must get cloned.