There used to be an old City of London game, much practised by broking staff at Lloyds called misdirect the tourist. You got maximum points for getting a bunch of Tourists on a bus marked Tower Hamlets when they wanted the Tower of London.

Come to think of it, I've been drinking in the Buttermarket at Canterbury, next to the Catherderal Entrance, and not heard a word of English spoken !

Henry II, Thomas a'Beckett, you have a lot to answer for.

(More for the CAT'Bury tales ??)

Gareth