Hell, Vanessa, even iffn you wuz an interloper, we wouldn't mind -- we got all kinds here, even some deevorcees, and some who never got hitched at all, an a couple who wuz married by Cletus while he wuz in command of a rowboat on Shandy Creek. We promise not tuh tell yore folks where you are, if you'd druther, on account of there bein' mad at ya fer interlopin. An' whoever it was with, he shore got himself a keeper, too.

Regards,

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