How bout, "Department of Redundancy Dept."?

Stai Dirrito, cerca di sembrare intelligente E, non schrichare la tue nocchie. (So I don't knpow how to spell in Italian) (it means, "Stand up straight,
look intelligent
and don't drag your knuckles!!!


FINE PEOPLE, THE IRISH(AND IRISH= AMERICAN)br>
FINE PEOPLE, THE BRITTS, (AND ENGLISH- AMERICAN)


I CAN'T , FOR THE LIFE OF ME, UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE CONSTANTLY AT EACHOTHER'S THROATS. Don't bother trying to explain it to me,I'll just shake my head in bewilderment, and shed a genuine tear or two over this teriible tragedy.

To quote the late Stan Rogers,

"ALL RIGHTS AND ALL WRONGS HAVE, LONG SINCE ,PASSED AWAY
FOR CAUSES ARE ASHES WHERE CHILDREN LIE SLAIN
YET THE CRUEL U.D.L. AND THE DAMNED I.R.A.
WILL, TOMORROW, GO MURDERING AGAIN
BUT, NO PENNY OF MINE WILL I ADD TO THE GAME.
"REMEMBER 'THE BOYNE'" THEY'LL CRY OUT, IN VAIN.
FOR I'VE GIVEN MY HEART TO THE PLACE I WAS BORN
AND FORGIVEN THE WHOLE HOUSE OF ORANGE,
KING BILLY AND THE WHOLE HOUSE OF ORANGE.