Oh mousethief, you bad boy you! I love it -- and it's definitely another Silverplated Spittoon candidate!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. (and you do remember what that is now, don't you?) for:

"But wait!" the other lady said,
"Surely lovin' gives you a good feelin'?"
"Oh yes," the first one nods 'er 'ead,
"It's just I 'ate the bedroom ceilin'!"

Just brilliant! -- Áine