Guest, old girl, if you think I have even the least concern what you think you are sadly mistaken. And, like so many anonymous hate-mail writers, I suspect you couldn't be genuine if your happiness depended on it.

I have committed no breach of manners, netiquette or acceptable behaviour, nor do I have anything to apologise for, nor is any part of my actions "dysfunctional".

That said, I do recognise Ralphie as a much gentler soul than myself. Your mean-spirited and unjustified attack on him is an indication of precisely why you deserve to be treated with the most utter contempt.

Have a good weekend.

George