Hoo-haw, another fine song from Trapper! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for your c*ckle-of-the-heart warming:

Well I wrote Viagara off, for I'd not an hour to spend
"Miss April" served me twenty years, then met her sorry end
An implant seemed too drastic, with a pump hung down below
And they'd laugh at me when I had to "go"...
But I surfed the web all winter, some days around the clock
I'd feel just like a million, with a thick enormous c*ck
Then I read about a nasal spray to put my love tool on the mend,
And for Mary Ellen Carter rise again!

Question for All Challenge!rs: I posted this message in SC! Part 59; but, apparently no one read it, and this enquiring mind wants to know -- "Here's a message for you Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award winners (and wannabees) -- I'm wondering why no one has gotten my 'bold' joke . . . derrymacash, surely you get it, don't you? ;-)"

-- Áine