Well good Dr.

we've never had a lynching party from up here in Newcastle,(other than for football) for ages.

I,m going to shave off what little hair I have left and start recruiting ,....you & Bobby Bob are in ...& there is no need for Gargoyle or the Shambles to apply they are pencilled in too. Apparently Joe Offer once sang with Gusto so that makes him eligible & I suppose because it is the 90's we will have to include a member of the fairer sex.(I wonder if Art's interested ?)

Actually I had lunch on saturday gone with a colleague who is 'in the music business' and he told me all about the 'Dimwit' & he could n't explain why he was doing it either but he did tell me about some of his other business activities...

I hope you don't mind me taking on the role of 'Chris' but it all started when I went into a local hairdressers when I was younger and asked if he could cut my hair like Tony Curtis (it was all the rage when I was a lad) 'Yes' he replied 'Just sit down' He then proceeded to cut my hair..when he finished he lifted up the mirror to show me and to my horror he had shaved it all off..'Hey ' I cried 'what's this ? dont you know what Tony Curtis looks like ?' I screamed. 'Course I do' he replied ' I've seen The King and I four times.'

love & happiness

Ritchie (I can name the magnificent 7)