"colpumbrious" - exuding an air of counterfeit, altogether false distinction and self-importance, pompous, arrogant, vain.

"preending" - preening, vain.

"flabious" - flabby, out of shape, resembling a deflated codpiece.

"snarfy" - disreputable, scruffy, tatty.

"hamster poetry" - a variety of rodent literature, usually free verse, but sometimes employs rhyming.

- LH