Now hold on thar jest a damn minute. The only things sacred in Mudcatville are Art, Sandy and Caroline, and ......................the sacred fertility rites of which I am the Keeper. Only I am allowed to exercise these sacred things.............No, Rick...............I don't give a feck if you are wearing a leather kilt..............I don't care how much makeup you put on.............that still doesn't qualify you to partake in these sacred rites.............now, ..............beginning with THE FAIR ONE .......................

Mick