Now, Mick, calm down. We know perfectly wlel that you consider the potato to be a sacred icon, and the Faire One to be an exalted pedastal-worthy object of worship from afar. This just shows that everyone has their own sacred-iliad.

However, I must say this is the first time I have heard about Rick's altar-ego! It was probably wise of him to choose a feminine form for it, since he usually plays by himself, but I have to ask whether Heather knows about Ashley?

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