What makes you think it hasn't already happened? Good reason to not be so blind drunk and obnoxious on stage to the point where you piss your fans off to the point where they DO heave shit at you... if yer not too loaded, you can see it coming and move out of the way...

"the rest of him is very definitely much smaller than his mouth."

A) You should see the size of my liver!

B) If you wanna drop this to a school yard level, that's not what your mother said!

You two are funny... letting a total stranger rile you to the point where you feel the need to post at lenght like that! Keep it up eh! The entertainment value alone is fantastic!