Luvvv it! Now this is the way to deal with silliness that always resolves itself anyway with all those behind the scenes PMs.

Hmmmmm, I'm working on my character right now. A mysterious folk-wrassler from parts unknown. Women will be sure to melt after a mere glimpse of his "Buddha like" glistening stomach. The absence of any muscular developement whatsoever will keep them positively transfixed. Opponents will quake in fear at his patented "Thumb F Chord" Submission hold! Let's see, a mask would be in order to complete the menacing picture (and disguise 55 years of wrinkles!)

All that would be left to complete the picture would be a series of Korean "Martin Knock-off guitars" to smash over my opponents heads. The REAL Martin, of course will be brought to the ring in a glass case held by my "Manager".

OK, taking applications for Manager right now. Candidate must be either six foot tall (dyed) Blonde with steroid muscles and silicone breasts....OR....Weasily little runt familiar with "foreign objects" and possesser of recognizable "trademark" (like stuffed possum)

and now I'm READY TO RUMBLE!!

Rick