Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms (circle one) MouseThief:

We would like to thank you for your contributions to the health and well-being of our corporate efforts. It has come to our attention that you are the direct cause of 35% of our domestic trade and 72 % of our overseas market. A fruit basket has been ordered.

S. Pewhem
President
S. Pewhem & B. Reakham ~ Keyboard cleaning Specialists