And then there is always...

In the year '29 when the weather was fine, I first took me way to the sweet fair in Trim
For to sell a fat swine it was me incline, she was neat, fat and fair and complete in each limb
This pig was as mild as a lamb or a child, you could whip it all over the world with a twig
And the truth for to tell, I sold it quite well, 3 Pound 10 was the price that I got for me pig.

Yuletide greetings from my farm to yours,
Dan Milner