Wait a minute don't get too cheery till you hear these couple of crackers.

Two old couples are in the pub having a chat when one old guy turns to the other and says. "Tell me Paddy, hows the memory these days." "Oh grand," says Paddy, " I went to a clinic last week and it was great they taught me a bunch of techniques like word association to jog the old memory ." "What was the name of the clinic," says the friend. Paddy thinks for a minute, "It was...eh!, eh!.. what do you call the flower with the thorny stem?" "Rose," says his mate. "Right", says Paddy turning to his wife, "hey Rose what was the name of that clinic I went to last week"?

Murphy is up before the Judge. "You have heard the jury's decision Mr Murphy guilty as charged. Now in your own defence would you like to challenge any member of the Jury." Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "well your honour I believe I could take the little fella on the end,"

I hope this helps.