OK... the Maritime Maulers are defunct, or something to that effect. Naemanson, you'd better be part French or not try that accent around SE New Brunswick. You're liable to end up a tree, mooodis !

Announcing the new tag team, The Gnus (apologies to Huey). The spokesman is gnu, soft spoken gentleman that he is. But, his partner, Wildebeest is an animal. Don't let him get control of the mic ! And the fans... oooohhhh, the fans need fans. The herd smells like the mesa's been messed. Whoop the AC on outside air, would ya ? And fill the trough with TTB... these guys'll swill anything. It's pandimonium...

Wait... they're making their entrance to the wrasslin ring... what's that theme song... well I'm wondrin' where the lions are...

We're waiting to see who the challengers are... who's going to take on these... these... gnus ??? gnus ???!!!