The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #8139 Message #50914
Posted By: dwditty
25-Dec-98 - 01:26 PM
Thread Name: Cheer me up PLEASE
Subject: RE: Cheer me up PLEASE
A guy stands up in a bar and yells, "All lawyers are assholes." A second guy stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that." The first guy says, "Why are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No, I'm an asshole."