"In old Ohio, there's a band
That's known troughout the land.
One hundred twenty marching men
All brass and drums so grand.
And when the ramp is over
The cheers will reach the sky
Ohio's field will hear the sound
Of the Buckeye Battle Cry."

I offer that prelude to the "Buckeye Battle Cry" as a footnote to the days before PC and assorted gender situations, when the OSU Marching Band was all brass and drums, and mainly ALL MALE!!! The bus songs of this group are legendary such as their rendition of the "12 Days of Christmas" ..........12 twats a twitching, 11 lesbians licking, 10 turds a tumbling, 9 nipples dripping, 8 assholes oozing....you get the idea. The harmony was great, especially when the 5 verse came up....."Five Mother Fuckers".....complete with crescendos and decrescendos. There was also a nice harmony piece to the Mickey Mouse Club theme......"S, I, T.....O, N, M.....Y, F, A, C, E........sitonmyface." Alas, they were overtaken by the kinder and gentler world (although I would remind you that a lot of these guys over the years were teaching music to YOUR kids in schools across the country.

Spaw